Sparkade terroristballar - spräckte sena
Brittiska tabloider, när de är som bäst, tar ställning för vanligt folk och mot terroristerna.
Taxi-chaffisen som vid attentatet mot Glasgows flygplats stoppade en av terroristerna hyllas som en hjälte. Det visar sig att han sparkade terroristen så hårt i ballarna att en sena gick av.
The Daily Record 1 och 2:
HERO CABBIE:
I KICKED BURNING TERRORIST SO HARD IN BALLS THAT I TORE A TENDON
"He was going crazy, just lashing out at everyone and babbling p*sh in a foreign language the whole time.(Via Hot Air)
"I've heard people say since that he was shouting 'Allah!' but I didn't hear that. It just sounded like a lot of c**p to me.
"I ran for the guy and punched him twice in the face with pretty good right hooks.
"Then I kicked him with full force right in the balls but he didn't go down. He just kept on babbling his rubbish.
"I couldn't believe that he was still standing. I know I would have been floored by that kind of kick."